Thursday, November 22, 2007

Blogginess

One day, while I was sitting around, contemplating my internet empire, a thought came to me. It was a small thought, a little bit on the round side, and very green, and it said to me: "you need to get yourself a blog."
This particular thought struck me rather hard, in fact; it struck me with a hammer, right between the eyes. And so, after deciding that this little thought meant business, I decided to follow it's instructions, and I told myself: "Secretary, get me a blog."
At which point I swiftly replied: "Get one yourself you brain dead idiot!"
And so I did, and this is the result.

What do you think?

Yeah, I know my name isn't Mr. Olp, as some of you may know, it's really Taylor Nielsen, but that's another post; this one's about blogs.
So, what's your opinion on blogs?
Oh, yeah, I see. What about the one's that live in moats?
If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a link to the webcomic strip about this very thing: http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20051202.html

Okay, now what do you think about that eh? Want one? I did too, you see, one day I said to myself, "Secretary, get me a blog!"
And I swiftly replied, "didn't we already have this conversation??"
So, sad to say, I never got myself a blog that lives in a moat.
If you want to know what a blog-in-a-moat looks like, here's a link to my brother's comic strip about said subject using D.C. Simpsons characters: http://www.definecynical.net/viewtopic.php?t=5164&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75 You may want to read the entire storyline for that one, otherwise you may be confused.

Hmm, well, I think thats all I know about blogs. I still want a moat version though......secretary, could you....GAH! No, no! Drop the hammer self! Drop it now!!!

(Taylor has fled the building)