Evil Plot

It has come to my attention that there is an evil plot underway. Apparently, one Taylor Nielsen, is plotting ways to get people to email me.
This man's nefarious scheme must be stopped! At once!

To pledge your support and help, please email me at m*i*s*t*e*r*o*l*p*@*g*m*a*i*l.com
(astericks not included)
Please do not swear, no matter how strongly you feel about this numbskulls plot. Also, free digital candybars will be handed out. I don't know why, but they will.

Also, any robots will be shot.

(Taylor has fled the building)