RIP

I'm sorry to have to inform you poor readers of this, but today, at 12:17 A.M. Taylor Nielsen, the beloved author of this blog, passed away after choking on an overgrown Wombat that had accidentally fallen into his cereal. His orange juice was untouched, and will be sold on Ebay. His funeral will be tomorrow, and will be attended by everybody who can come, including his multiple clones. If you continue to get posts from this blog, that's just because a clone took over; not because the long awaited Return of Taylor has happened at last.
If you see Taylor in the street, don't pay any attention to him; it's just an imposter.

Sincerely, Somebody Other Than Taylor

(Somebody Other Than Taylor hasn't fled the building)